SCENE: My teenage Son and Mother in the car.
Lauren: Mom, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
MOM: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Mom. Forget it.
Mom: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Mom: Close enough.
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