Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Funny bazer

What An Ugly Duck…

My husband was water skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat  circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

Funny very funny...........

SCENE: My teenage Son and Mother in the car.

Lauren: Mom, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

MOM: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Mom. Forget it.

Mom: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Mom: Close enough.

Monday, 14 November 2016

BEST Dutch-Oven Breakfat Casserole

How to Make a Dutch-Oven Breakfast Casserole

Start your day with this tasty casserole that serves a crowd.

Servings: 10-12

Total time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

What you’ll need:

12” camp Dutch oven
Large mixing bowl
Fork for mixing
12 eggs
½ tsp. powdered mustard
1 cup milk
1 lb. ground pork sausage
Half loaf of bread, broken into small pieces
½ large onion, diced
½ large green pepper, diced
½ large red pepper, diced
½ large orange pepper, diced
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1 small jar of mild salsa

Preparation:

1. At home, preslice vegetables to make the cooking process easier at camp. Store diced onion in its own resealable bag; store diced peppers in separate resealable bag.

2. At camp, preheat Dutch oven over 25 coals.

3. While oven is warming, mix eggs, powdered mustard and milk in bowl.

4. Brown sausage and onion in the oven.

5. Mix bread and sliced peppers with the sausage.

6. Pour egg mixture over bread, peppers and sausage.

7. Cover all with cheese.

8. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes, using 17 coals on the lid and 8 coals under the oven until the eggs set. Refresh coals as required.

9. Serve with salsa, if you like.....

Enjoy the Breakfast..

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TINY FLIER

The controls were sensitive and hard to control at first, but our testers soon got the hang of flying the Proto-X quadcopter. They liked performing tricks and said it was fun having a tiny drone for indoor use. At only 50mm (about 2 inches) long and 0.4 ounces, the Proto-X claims to be the world’s smallest quadcopter. It also has built-in LEDs so you can keep an eye on it in the dark. $29.99

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!

David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: I’m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I don’t know. Why?
Chad: They’re good at trick questions.

Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!

A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.

Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!

What kind of school do you go to if you’re…
…an ice cream man? Sundae school.
…a giant? High school.
…a surfer? Boarding school.
…King Arthur? Knight school.

Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!

Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I don’t know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.

Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!

Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.

Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!

Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.

Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.

Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: What’s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.

Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory?
Student: I don’t know. Why?
Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.

Sunday, 6 November 2016

The Most Funny Video

Human Body The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."